Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Teen Pregnancy

This is my reply to a "teen pregnancy" forum on baby-gaga.com the thread was titled "teen moms to the rescue"

It started out a girl, talking about how wrong it was to judge teen mothers, then people bashing her, then her retaliating saying she posted the thred just to start some drama.

Which pushed the "oh hell no" button.

So here's what i wrote.

For me personally, I think that the only reason so many "teen moms" get judged, is because they dont realize the responsibility and they dont grow the fuck up.



I am VERY against teen pregnancy, I think that people should be more mature about it though. and if you think youre mature enough to roll over on your fucking back in highschool you should be mature enough to take care of whatever consequences come of that.


Im not saying that all teen mothers are bad mothers or that they're wrong, sometimes shit just happens.


all im saying is that if there werent so many girls getting pregnant in middle and highschool, then maybe the rest of the world would take you more seriously, instead of thinking youre just a teenage slut bag, doing whatever the other kids are doing.


i met a girl that said that her goal was to get knocked up and get in the system and the fact that is considered an option to people is completely and utterly discusting and disappointing.


If you dont want to be judged as a stareo type, or a lame ass kid that wants to be cool, then take better care of yourself, stop trying to start fights on a "teen mom" forum and start reading up on how to take care of your GODDAMN child.






you got yourself into it so shut the fuck up and deal with you life.


go ahead be proud that youre a teen mom. when youre standing in the welfare line lets see how proud you are.

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Pass and Post

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:


We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize...... that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is a model separation agreement: Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.
We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.
We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.
You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.
We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill.
We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.
You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right. We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem." I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya" or "We Are the World".
We'll practice trickledown economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll let you answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American

P. S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara Streisand, & Jane Fonda with you.
P. S. S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.
Forward This Every Time You Get It! Let's Keep This Going, Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sinking In.

Friday, August 20, 2010

Random Quotes

It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day. -The Naked Gun

Not all who wander are lost. -JRR Tolkien
 
Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug. -Mark Knopfler

In your eyes I am complete. Peter Gabriel

Tiffy: I'm gonna sneeze.
Jessie: Have fun with that.

Ok what 2 numbers equals both 80 when multiplied and 18 when added? -Robin Bissonnette

Your lies will show beyond your smile- marisa

Have I Told You Yet?

Have I told you yet that I love you

And that in that love I have died

That my heart could not take the pain

No matter how hard it tried



Have I told you yet that I need you

And in needing you I am lost

I cannot breath, I cannot cry

I never counted the cost



Have I told you yet that I miss you

And this missing you I cannot stand

Without your being in my world

My life tastes dull and bland



Have I told you yet that I hate you

For you have made me your clown

You stole my heart and ripped it apart

And my world came crashing down



Have I told you yet that I miss you

As I look up in the sky

I see lightning flashing through the night

That reminds me of your eyes



Have I told you yet that I need you

Through all the lies and the tears

Every time that I see your smile

You chase away my fears



Have I told you yet that I love you

No matter what I do

I tried to teach my heart to hate

But I just cannot hate you
-Jessica Martin

New Highchair

I recently got a used highchair from some one, Its in just about perfect condition, and to my suprise, extreamly expencive. All it needs is a seat cover.

So, I get it home, and figure out how to use it and how everything works, all the while thinking "its just a high chair, how hard could it be to find a new seat cover?"

I get down on my hands and knees, look around for some form of identification, and find a sticker. I google the modle number and find that this used high chair, that was filthy, on the side of the road, costs almost $200!

Thinking to myself, this is the manufacturer, there must be replacement covers for cheaper, I google some more and find that the pad, is $177 unles you buy it from someone who makes them and sells them online, which is personalized and all that fun jazz.

I've decided that I'm going to find someone to wing it and make one for me, unless maybe by some miracle I get one really cheap, that's pink. That's all I ask is that its pink.


Why the pad costs so much money makes no sense to me.

I Love My Mommy

I have lately been realizing how much my mom has done for me. I know I'm a big sap. But seriously. I never realized how much she sacrificed or how hard she worked until I myself realized I was going to have to do the same thing.

I knew starting out that I would have to do things differently, but I started to take it more seriously as the months passed.

I know that I haven't always been the greatest daugher, or the smartest, but I find myself wanting to pay my parents back for everything I've ever done. Everything I've ever asked for, or are probibly going to ask for.

I feel remorse for the problems I've caused, and I feel I understand what my parents have been trying to teach me my whole life, or at least more so now, then I have before.

I wish there was some way I could show them how much I appreciate them, and love them.
A way to pay them back for everything they've done for me.